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gargle me

"gargle me" most used with the 🤞 emoji is an epic new phrase to tell everyone
by versions hype house December 3, 2020
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Fuck me boots

Fuck me boots, are just that. The art of having sex with a pair of women's boots. Full length zippered boots work best as cum catchers (as my old girl friend used to call them)In zip boot place in vinyl or leather side into and around whole crotch area with the shoe part of the boot sticking up out of your underpants and lay on a pillow and enjoy your wife, girl friends, sisters, mothers, etc boots) You may also place the second boot on a pillow at your face for kissing and licking.
'Image not really into it tonight after an exhausting day. Why don't you just use a pair of my 'fuck me boots' and enjoy them. Just make sure you clean them up good after your done with them'
by Vinylist January 19, 2014
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me me big boy

Caller: I'm calling about our new offer.. If you'll hear me out
Me: Ah , me me big boy
by nachoscuztheyretasty March 6, 2017
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Mystic Messenger

An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.
"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"
by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019
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Mesothelioma

If you or a loved one was diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation
But really, Mesothelioma is just this rare form of Cancer
by SmolGinger April 13, 2017
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envy-iron-mental

Crackrockicle envy-iron-mental laws regulating oil production to the point car companies go bankrupt, and people lose jobs and can't buy necessities.
by primitive April 2, 2009
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Mendes Army

People who are obsessed with Shawn Mendes (like who isn’t)Every time they hear his name try start fangirling
Some random dude:What’s the mendes Army?
The whole mendes Army:Bish What
by MENDES ARMY FOR LIFE December 6, 2017
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