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Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater
“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”
by Willybear April 22, 2025
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Lauren cramer

Lauren Cramer is a girl to never date
by Roman don’t date her September 21, 2018
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Lauren

Extremely annoying. Has YN complex. Also extremely short and tends to not have eyebrows. Tends to be too preppy for existence
Person 1: Ugh Lauren is coming over
Person 2: quick, hide. I don’t want to talk to Lauren.
by Supervenom May 1, 2023
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Lauren shell rock

a woman who finds rocks in the jungle and picks out the perfect one to thrust up her pussy and once its all the way in squirts it out at rapid speeds. this rock has been hiding for years but a young lad named gabinson has been on a search for the lost rock. once he finds it he will find her and demonstrate how to do it properly.
hey gabinson have u seen the lauren shell rock
by daddy slayer 34523 March 27, 2024
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Ralph Lauren

A company that is known for their quality and prestige. However, has recently been sending its stuff to outlets (which brings down the reputation). They also have a wide variety of stuff, from casual shirts, to button down vests, and dress shirts.
The man was wearing a Azul blue Ralph Lauren vest to the job interview.
by Happy facer boi March 20, 2022
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Lauren

Lauren is a very cute but stubborn girl, one might even refer to her as "schattig". She might act like a mum most of the time but deep down she is actually quite the brat. Lauren is overall a harmless creature tho she can become quite dangerous while drunk. Keep a her away from the booze at all costs. All with all she is a real sweetheart so lads find yourself a Lauren while you still can.
"Omg she never listens to a word i say, she is such a Lauren".

Dion:"Look at her she is so smoll, how cute" . Akin:"Yup thats Lauren for ya tehehe".
by Dion_Maybe July 10, 2018
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Lauren Peacock

Biggest Hoe In chadwell Heath she often smokes cannabis and sucks on mandems dicks
Lauren Peacock is a hoe, her best friend benèt is a grey ting.
by Pseudonym00000000 October 15, 2020
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