The Last Page Effect

The Last Page Effect (noun) – The bittersweet realization that something meaningful is coming to an end, bringing a mix of nostalgia, regret, and the fear of lost possibilities. It’s the feeling of reaching the final page of a great book—knowing you had plenty of time to experience its story, yet still wishing you had done more before it was over.

Example 1: "Graduating college hit me with The Last Page Effect—I always thought I had more time to do everything I wanted, but now it's just... over."

Example 2: "As I packed up my childhood bedroom for the last time, The Last Page Effect sank in. I lived here for years, but suddenly it feels like I never fully appreciated it."

by BorderlineApathetic March 3, 2025

The Last Gooner

Infamous Nautica Malone, also known as “The Gooner”, “Deathstroke”, etc. He is seen riding in his black dodge challenger also known as the “The Goonrider” or the “The flying Goonman”.

“Yo you see that car? It reminded me of The Last Gooner”.

by The Jelqmaxxer March 10, 2025

last rizz-ort

the desperate typa rizz. begging, basically suing your last rizz cards up your sleeve

nah bro was begging her get with him. he had that “last rizz-ort” rizz.

by xoxo.cleo April 2, 2023

Last Rizzmas

LAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GOT FANUM TAXED THIS RIZZMAS TO SAVE ME FROM MEWING I GIVE IT TO SOMEONE RIZZY (RIZZY)

Last Rizzmas is the best song ever

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 13, 2024

Last Season Syndrome

A television show airing the final season of the series and it being terrible/underwhelming.

Did you see the final season of Game of Thrones? Was a serious case of Last Season Syndrome.

by Messiah17 July 26, 2022

Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

last link in my sausage chain

A trophy phrase that lets your guy know he’s the last sausage you will ever have in your sausage chain.

“Baby, there is nobody after you. You are the last link in my sausage chain”

by Estefuny?yes August 21, 2024