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bathroom lunch

The act of feeding your partners butt with your butt.
Jerry gave Jon a bathroom lunch today.
by Guyblow321 February 17, 2020
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Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.
Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"
by Koogai February 19, 2020
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lunch monitor

that one person who stops you from sitting beside your bestie at lunch.
*bell rings*
class: LUNCH TIME HOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: *going to sit beside my bestie*
lunch monitor: HELL NO! GET YO ASS BACK TO YOUR SEAT!
by theRealone3 May 4, 2020
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Charolais Lunch

Another term for cum, sperm, seamen, ejaculate, etc.
My buddy Dilly from up north took a milf home from the bar and she told him to dump his wad in her so he gave her the ol’ Charolais Lunch.
by corndogthief May 26, 2020
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Swamp Lunch

The act of going down on a member of the opposite sex who is exceptionally dirty and/or sweaty, typically both. Can refer to cunnilingus, fellatio, or rimjobs.
She hasn't showered in days but Jim didn't care, he still went in for a swamp lunch.
by Mghese July 20, 2020
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Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady
School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land
by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020
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Lunching Off

When it's around lunch time at work so you stop working, but you're also not eating lunch.
Boss (approaching desk): "Hey Jeremy, what are you up to?"
Me, not eating, but also not working: "Oh, just lunching off."
by ten nine? June 10, 2020
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