Long-Ball Lari

The disturbingly descended, elongated testicles, resembling that of a goat
1. "Dude, your nasty goat-balls are hanging out your basketball shorts, Long-Ball Lari"
2. "Get your Long-Ball Laris out of my fresh New York style cheesecake!"
by Goat-Ball Lari/Long-Balls Lari December 07, 2014
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Mr. Long Wong

An Asian teacher with a surprisingly long wong
You "Mr. Wo has a Mr. Long Wong."
Your friend "I know right"
by irishbro0onYouTube February 11, 2019
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Long John Piping

When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.

'How was your date last night?'

'Yeah it was alright.'

'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'

E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
by Tonybaloney123 September 05, 2023
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Long Haired Grob

A word invented by my brother in a fit of roadrage when a long haired grunger kid walked out in front of his car. The exact meaning is unknown but when shouted, it conveys your anger very well.
''Get out the fuckin' road you long haired grob!!''
by DonkeyDick1 July 18, 2012
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Long Island Lothario

a person who is unemployed, sits outside all day chewing on food, and makes comments as passers-by that are generally crude
i don't like going home that way, I always get cat-called by that Long Island Lothario
by MJ McCully June 11, 2020
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Long Fat Pipe

This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.
Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;

John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.
by Beaker One April 03, 2009
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whore long fingernails

This is when women have extremely ridiculously long fingernails. Like you would expect to find on hookers or ladies of the night.
Girl! Those are some whore long fingernails! You best be investing in some clippers before the pimps start trying to line you up!
by Blossom61 February 23, 2014
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