Raw Dog King

The most prestigious title that can be given to a male. This person never uses rubber and knows exactly what he's doing. He satisfies everyone. No one can compete with the RDK

Person 1: Dude, I fucked a girl last night and it was amazing!
Person 2: Did you use protection?
Person 1: Nah man, I don't need that! I'm the Raw Dog King!
Person 2: Jesus, you're a legand.

by The Real RDK May 13, 2016

The Bat King Effect

When you are too wrapped up in your own bullshit that you don't understand what's going on anymore.

Marge is concerned, Dean Heron is suffering from The Bat King Effect.

See you've even confused yourself. This is The Bat King Effect.

by LivingInAParadox December 5, 2016

drip shit king

A dumb fucking midget who gets alot of chicks but does jack shit with them

omg evan is such a drip shit king!!

by Slim Yim August 14, 2018

the ghost king

Nico di Angelo's title given to him in a prophecy that nobody but himself calls him.

"I'm not your sunshine, Will! I'm the ghost king! Fear me!" - Nico di Angelo twice a week

"Your so adorable." - Will

by Dam Nico di Angelo November 22, 2018

Bombur the king of FAT

The holiest cheese lord to ever grace this word, nothing more holy. His fatness is the greatest thing to human and dwarf kind. People bow down and worship the cult of Bombur while feeding him cheese. He demands an audience with all, wishing to one day engulf the world in his fatty goodness...one day he will eat and eat and eat and devour all existence until the entire world lives inside his belly, under the mercy of his fatness...with the only Bombur floating through the vast nothingness...

All hail Bombur the king of FAT, FEED HIM CHEESE!

by Lord Fat April 17, 2020

i walked to burger king

I WALKED TO BURGER KING THEN I WALKED BACK HOME FROM BURGER KING:) one of the most pogger songs out there, right by Never gonna.

I walked to Burger King. Then I walked back home from Burger King. Usually used as a defense in intense or important political debate or discussion. The lyrics are truly life changing.

by The stickbug November 22, 2020

The Last King

An Iwaoi (Iwaizumi x Oikawa) fanfiction written by Ember3ye on ao3. It is extremely well-written and full of great plot points. It is set in a fantasy world that the author created themself, full of lore and many characters from haikyuu. The fanart is also immaculate too.

Person A: Have you caught up on the latest chapter of The Last King?

Person B: YES IT WAS SO GOOD I CRIED.

by horseerin January 14, 2021