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<.7.9.7.6.>We Will Keep You ALive<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>We Will Keep You ALive<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Adair you to keep a straight face

What you jokingly say to someone as you're turning off da Iowa interstate to show him da famous sunshine-yellow water-tower wif da smileyfaces painted on it.

Tour bus driver, smilingly speaking to his passengers over the PA system as he's pulling off I-80 at Exit 76: Okay, Folks --- here we are at "the happiest town on Earth" --- Adair you to keep a straight face when you see their water-tower!

by QuacksO June 13, 2019

keep it real with them chickens

Pretty much just saying to keep it straight with ur friends.

Hey yo man, keep it real with them chickens.

by pSwagginPops July 9, 2015

keep er movin

A phrase to use when something surprising, annoying, stupid, amusing, enlightening happens. Also usable whenever any event occurs and you are ready to move past it or ignore it.

Charley- “Ope, geez I just stepped in dog shit, keep er movin”

Bill- “Did ya hear about Janet getting frisky with her brother?”
Tom- “Oh yeah, keep er moving”

by midwest-dictionary-ope May 25, 2024

Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.

Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.

by LuridHope June 24, 2022

Keep it core

To prioritize your fundamental values while facing a surplus of superficial distractions.

Ignore all that crust, let’s keep it core.

by Chivemiester22 August 9, 2021

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019