Tab key

Da key at da middle-left of your keyboard dat causes your computer tower to dispense a can of sugar-free soft drink when you hit said key.
Since Tab cola is no longer available in most stores, your computer's Tab key is often da only way besides mail-order to get some of said precious commodity.
by QuacksO December 20, 2020
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elevator key crazy

A person who's degree of lunacy requires a special elevator key to access the asylum floor that they reside on.
The Joker's madness is so intense that he is considered an elevator key crazy due to the special asylum floor that is required to contain him.
by Dreudian February 09, 2023
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home keys

The keys on the keyboard your fingers should position on to get proper and faster typing, the home keys are: a s d f j k l ;
"dude stop tying so slow" "It's not my fault i don't know how to type properly!" "wdym, just use the home keys" "the what?"
by flame_fruit_is_better_than_ice November 23, 2024
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G key

Ghost blocks bind, also known commonly as "g key" in the cheating hypixel skyblock community, is a cheat that allows its users to instantly make a air ghostblock(a block that looks like air in the client side) or in specific coordinates. This cheat is most commonly used in dungeons and can speed runs a lot, allowing users to "sudo stonk" faster and clip walls more easily and quickly.
Getting its nick name, of "g key" from one of the first ever skyblock specific cheat mods: hael9, that had ghost blocks bound to "g" as default
Legit player: did you g key this chest?
Cheater: no i used secret aura, its faster then g key
legit player : bruh
by fard meain December 04, 2022
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slow key

the act of realizing you low key hate or love something over a long period of time
Aaron: wait I thought you hated blackberries?
Riley: I slow key love them now
by Snaplatts August 11, 2020
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universal key

A card used to break into a house.
I use my universal key to open any locked door. example... credit card, license card
by JOHN WRIGHT NOW August 07, 2008
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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 08, 2020
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