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dick kelly

He is the greatest teacher to walk the earth and always has his favorite kids in advisory.
Hey mr kellly we love you
Thanks dick kelly
by Dick Kelly June 9, 2018
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Kelli

Kelli is a woman that runs away from her problems and would rather pawn her kids off on each other. She gives zero fucks and taked none. Shes most likely the devil herself and isn't above dragging others to Hell.
That Kelli sure is a running Bitch!!
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Kelly

Kelly, born into bed rest. No hopes or dreams. She's broke, but still budgets for coke. Heartless and mean, she'll kill all your dreams. She'll drink your beer if it's free. She likes coke (give it to me for free, I'm on a budget) grocery bags full of coke snot rags, investments worth 6 bucks a rag. If she likes ya, you're fucked. Reaaaaal fucked. She's a dumb bitch.
Kelly, that dumb bitch, don't give her anything for free.
by anonymous September 4, 2022
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Kelly

Absolutely amazing anyone named lukas can die
Kelly is the best
by Djdjddjdj April 30, 2022
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Kellie

Belong's to the guy named Carlo :)
Isn't that Carlo's girlfriend, Kellie?
by coolguy6797 May 12, 2022
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Kelly

guy: Ayo y’all see kelly today? I’m looking to buy some of her ice if ykwim
by Academic Unit November 1, 2022
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Machine Gun Kelly

that one guy that got kicked out of rap by Eminem and instead made punk rock music pretending, that's he an emo kid at 31 years old,

he also has admitted that he's a pedophile
the only thing he has going for him is that he's dating a washed-up actress (Megan Fox) that's getting 7% of the popularity she used to get
MGK's cucks: Machine Gun Kelly is the greatest rapper of all time, defeated slim shady himself, his own idol, and is totally not a pedophile
normal people: lol no
by faxlord November 14, 2022
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