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Jesse

A person with a big nose who makes weird noises while working out and in front of the audience
Who’s that?

Ohh it’s Jesse, he’s not okay
by Someone in the sea November 22, 2021
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Jesse

Jesse is dead
by ThatOneNumberFive January 31, 2023
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jess mellohibench

a mysterious figure on twitter that seems to be everywhere. like, you think you're just scrolling and before you know it you've followed her. don't worry, needn't stress, with over 17k followers you're probably low on his hitlist.

some call them the head of innittwt, but all i know is that tommy likes their tweets on main, recognises him, and she has an impressive catalogue of big accounts following him.
twitter user 1: "wait, who is jess mellohibench?"

twitter user 2: "someone you follow."

twitter user 1: "i don't follow them though?"

twitter user 2: *takes phone* "now you do. you probably liked a million of his tweets already, you might as well."

twitter user 1: "thanks?"
by raccoon_rori October 17, 2022
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Jesse

The best dad in the world is is so sweet but can sometimes be a bit harsh but he cares about his family and they care for him to

Person 1: omg he is the best dad

Person 2: yeah he really is
Person1: jesse is the best dad
by Summeranonymous12 August 21, 2022
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Larde
Jesse is a larde
by Bennyboooo099 October 31, 2023
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jesse

man that jesse is a total loser.”
by balls. December 11, 2021
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jesse luck

When you have extremely bad jewish luck due to bad karma build up from Russian hackers.
"Wow did you just expose yourself? That's Jesse Luck!"
by indeluble77 November 24, 2016
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