Jesse Schmit

a fucking noodle head who doesnt let you borrow his canoe over spring break

Quit being a Jesse Schmit, youre such a buzz kill

by flowbro33 July 26, 2016

Jesse

Most likely one of God's many forms. Represents a symbol of fear as well as a symbol of strength (very much like Batman). Dresses in more than 2 layers no matter the weather. Could also be used to describe a Bisexual person.

"This guy really is a Jesse if I've ever seen one."

by Bingus McScrotum July 20, 2024

Jess

Jess is an amazing if you let her go your stupid she's Incredible:)

I have a Jess in My life and she's My she wof

by Randompwrson9182 February 4, 2022

Jesse+averee= new child

Averee got prego from daddy jesse 👅 💦

Damn Jesse+averee= new child🤣🤣🤣

by Mark claiminding April 17, 2019

jess

She is the best girl ever.

Jess is the best girl evah.

by jess560 July 19, 2024

Jesse

addicted to geometry dash

Me: hey jesse wanna go outside and play some soccer
Jesse: no im too busy playing geometry dash

by urmum#69000 May 25, 2022

jess

A bad - ass MunchKin from the land of Oz who doesn’t let anyone stand in her way. She’s super artistic and has an unnatural passion for animals. She’s very sweet but also isn’t afraid to kick butt when she needs to.

Jess is awesome!

by SepticQueen99 June 18, 2018