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January 6

An anniversary of a legendary orgy held by closet homosexuals in the nations capital.

For years before January 6, 2021 millions of unhappily married or forever single closet homosexuals kept feeling more and more unfair.

Their frustration from unfulfilled homosexual fantasies manifested in acquiring excessive amounts of weapons, propagating violence and decorating their vehicles with right wing stickers.

Their frustration culminated on January 6, 2021 when they chartered buses and organized flights to the most LGBT+ open minded city in the USA: Washington, DC.

The joint session held by Congress on that day was used as an ideal alibi for for their families (or mothers).

They rented many hotel rooms all around the city and engaged in unhinged sexual activities on the night right after January 6 insurrection.

The damage delivered on that day was so unprecedented that many in the national capital were recovering for months. Blood stains, shit stains, cum stains on sheets, carpets, walls, ceilings. Sewage system of the downtown area and surrounding communities was compromised for several days by excessive amount of flushed condoms.
Hillbilly #1 (without teeth): Bro, remember January 6 last year?

Hillbilly #2 (sipping beer): Dude, that shit was legendary. I got so fucked I couldn't sit down the entire trip home.
by Johnronjohnson January 24, 2022
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january 31

it’s connors birthday wish him happy birthday on his instagram connor_cornwell_
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January 21 2017

Donald J. Trump takes office on January 21 2017 and he will kill Amarica.
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January 22

Check on your friends day ask your friends ALL of them how they are doing
Yo its January 22 I should check on my friends I don't talk too that often
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January 13

People on this day love to have 7amoodi sloopy every single day
Abdulla Omar loves 7amoodi sloopy in January 13
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January the 17th

National make out with your girlfriend/boyfriend day
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January 23

January 23 is a day where the best people are born. The people that are born on this day are like a Panagiotis , caring, loving , super intelligent , cute and talented.
If you are born on a day like this you are really lucky because you are one of a kind
My birthday is on January 23

Wow man only the best people are born on this day

People born on this day are limited edition

You must be a Panagiotis because being born on January 23 is exactly that
by -E.P.293 December 12, 2019
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