Jake

Sexy beast, huge cock, his diet be all pussy and ass, he be fuckin every night do he be three stupid bruh

that man pulled a jake cause he just had sex with some fine ass broad

by Johnny12345678 October 9, 2013

Jake from State Farm

An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesn't know. As he works from State Farm, he's great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red

Rose: Hey is that Jake from State Farm?
Lily: Yeah I heard he was pretty good..
Daisy: Mmmhmmm

by yewballerzz April 18, 2015

Jake Courage

A FUCKING BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER AKA THE BOSS.....all the girls want to fuck the living shit out of his 10 foot long dick and all the guys hate because he can steal there fucking chicks and they know it.him and his best friend aj go around and run there fucking town with a iron fist just like Hitler did with Switzerland fucking Jews...his basketball playing buddy Keenan is pretty fucking annoying sometimes but is a good friend so that's all i will say about that. people say there's no such thing as lesbians just girls that haven't met Jake courage.

did you see that dude fucking the two blond exchange students at the party last night?

yeah that dude isnt half as cool as jake courage

yeah dumb bitch...

by gagagagag August 16, 2009

Jake Rurup

Loves man pubs tickleing his nose. And after, letting them bust in his mouth so he looks like a milk fed calf. Shortly after that, he smokes some crack with his transvestite boyfriend and lets him lick peanut butter off his balls. Virgin 4 Life or V4L. Idolizes Pauly D. Loves FFDP.

Jake Rurup is the new Liberace

by SHOWSTOPPER 34 March 22, 2011

Jake Hale

a cute, funny, great kisser, that i will love till the end of time:)

hey its Jake Hale??
hes cute

by maureengray November 30, 2011

Jake

Absolute machine, but loves boys because he vapes, loves arse

You are so jake

by Fortnite1999 December 16, 2018

jake moran

a divy spesh who likes being weird and makes weird noises all the time, also he is the king of spesh he is weirder and even speshier around rowan salter also is A psychopathic young man who likes to burn things, shit on the floor and eat meth for breakfast lunch & dinner.

stop being a jake moran

by jaeger pilot99 January 17, 2019