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Jade

I can't believe not one is able to say anything about a male Jade. They are the most fun, talented, loving, kind people. Jade is a man that never fail to show love to those they love the most. They are great fathers, friends, and overall great people to be around. And they are handsome of course, can't forget that. They birthday's are usually in the greenie seasons such as March, April, May.

If you ever meet a male Jade. Don't question them about their name. It is gender neutral (you heard it here).
Jade is a good male friend to have.
by kindaabitnervous November 23, 2021
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bugging like jade duggan

when you bug like jade dugg
Person 1: I shot someone
Micheal: You're bugging like jade duggan
by realluy May 4, 2023
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Jade

Definitely, whoever has a Jade has everything. Jade is a Japanese French mestizo, aged 24 and currently working as a tattoo artist. She likes animals, has four dogs and a rabbit at home.

Jade is a lovely woman, likes to help people and is very helpful.Of course, like everyone else she has her peak of joy.

She is outgoing, makes jokes (bad), but he always manages to get a laugh from his friends.
do you know Jade? Oh yeah! she is my cool girlfriend.
by jadinha November 24, 2021
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Goddess Jade

Goddess Jade is the Supreme financial dominatrix in Indian Findom. She is too bold, beautiful, confident and has immense power. She rule's the mind of finsubs and push them to be a perfect sub for her. Her Dressing Style, Powerful dominating and soothing voice can make any sub send her as much as she needs. Apart from this she is kind, helpfull and supportive nature.

Her cashmeets, shopping meets are the one which every sub needs and crave for . It's a dream come true for every sub but yes very few get these chance and opportunity as she is the best so she deserve to be served as best. It'

She rules the Indian findom with her power that can make any person worship her. She is the real queen of findom.
by Abc121 September 22, 2025
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Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
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Jade

March 2021.

ADJECTIVE.

Deeply miserly/Extremely low/Down from a fallen love; heartbroken.

ETYMOLOGY.

Derived from:

1. late 16th century: from French le jade (earlier l'ejade), from Spanish piedra DE IJADA or yjada (1560s), ‘stone OF THE FLANK’ / ‘(stone of) colic or pain IN THE SIDE’ (i.e. stone for colic, which it was believed to cure).

Colic is frequent, prolonged and intense crying or fussiness in a seemingly healthy infant.

2. late 14th century; "worn-out horse," , apparently originally "cart horse," a word of uncertain origin. Barnhart and Century Dictionary suggests a variant of yaid, yald "whore," literally "mare" (c. 1400), from a Scandinavian source akin to Old Norse jalda "mare," and ultimately from Finno-Ugric (compare Mordvin al'd'a "mare"). But OED finds the assumption of a Scandinavian connection "without reason." As a term of abuse for a woman, it dates from 1550s; in early use also of mean or worthless men, and sometimes simply "a young woman."

Jade (pain in the flank; emotionally worn out) is the first single-syllable english term to come illustrate the concept of a fallen love.
1. Jenna: "I'm jade, bro..."
Aris: "Come on, J. Lace up! Let's hit the park. C'mon. chin up."

2. To pine away and get all jade is natural but believe that solutions exist.
by WTH900 March 14, 2021
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Jade Reyna

This is the name of a girl who is always rejected, and never gets the chance to date someone. The one who always tries her hardest to be in a relationship but their friends always steal their crushes.
Omg jade reyna got recjected again
by jipió March 26, 2022
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