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The Internet is dead

The Internet is dead. You cannot prevent this. You do not enjoy the Internet the Internet enjoys you. No matter what you will not be happy. Please just turn off your Interent right now.

There is nothing you can do resistance is futile.
Person 1: *insert random meme here*
Person 2: The Internet is dead because of scum like you. GTFO.
by Secret Dragoon July 7, 2009
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1)Something I invented.
2)A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.
3)A net used to capture rogue interns.
1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the presidential election of 2000?
2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.
3)Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.
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A vast source of mp3, warez, crackz, DivX and other leet stuff. D00ds are also known to cum here for a netsex quickie (mostly with other d00ds sporting nicks such as H0tCunT). I´ve heard chix actually do chat down here sometimes (mostly with other chix).
Above all, its the largest depot of pr0n known to mankind.
The Internet is down for maintenance.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH!
by Hugh G Rection September 17, 2003
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Originally an information sharing virtual community. However, now it is simply a haven for people who think they are entitled to spreading their stupidity, and also people who abuse the anonymous nature of the internet to act like a prat. The worst thing to ever happen to humanity.
Unfortunatley I am not lame enough to invent an example of the rampart stupidity available on the internet, just trust me on this one.
by Rowdycc September 20, 2005
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The place where you go to get all your porn, software and movies for free.
by relaxed May 26, 2003
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by Pantshat August 4, 2007
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An internet predator is like a sexual predator but on the internet. They act nice and try to get the trust of a young girl or boy so they can meet them in a private location. Many times they greet kindly like "Hey, long time no see."
"Sean is such an internet predator. Last night he was talking to a young red headed freshman on the internet."
by bunmasterh April 28, 2005
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