poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.

Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!

by Telephony June 29, 2019

Bloop Poop

When an individual smokes a combination of marijuana and tobacco from a bong and immediately after senses the need to poop due to the gastronomical effects of smoking tobacco

Bill: yo I just ripped a fat domer and now I feels bloop poop coming.... dammit

by ADudeWhoKnowsAboutTheseThings June 6, 2016

Dueling poop

Dueling poop is when two people are competitively dropping duces simultaneously. There could be a multitude of factors that rate the quality of one's excrement to determine the winner of the duel.

Keith and Harmony were excited to see multiple stalls in a nongendered bathroom. They were finally able to achieve their dreams of dueling poops.

by KD Dirt August 5, 2020

Poop Sherpa

Clingy dog who believes they are needed to help guid you through your bathroom experience. Dutifully stays by your side always.

When you have a dog, you are used to having a shadow even on the toilet. Your own personal Poop Sherpa to help you through number two.

by Honey badger July 24, 2019

Poop feedback

When one farts very hard while pooping, and hears a loud feedback sound from the toilet

Nice poop feedback, I heard it all the way from the room.

by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011

poop debate

Discussing the latest poop functions.

Friend: Where were you last night?
Me: Sorry It was a heated Poop debate with the boys

by Poopers69420 May 6, 2019

Turtle poop

When a poop peeks out then goes back in your bum

Oops just had a turtle poop! That was a close one!

by KD1234123 December 16, 2016