House Hog

Fat bitch waiting to happen. Once was a skinny pole dancer or did some porn while at university in her early 20's got hooked up with someone who told them they love them. She figured she got Carte Blanche with this guy's life and he'll never leave her so she pigs out all day every day. They get so fat and homley they resemble a hog sitting on the couch watching TV. They aout as tempermental and mean as a tusker out in the wood.

Dee, she a House Hog now got fat and homley after turning her self into an eatin machine she can't even get off the couch to feed the dogs out backyard. She needs a Electric whelchair and the Transit system wheelchair bus to go down to the Dollar Store to get even fatter from $1 Pringles, hot dogs, and soda pop. She chop her hair she get real fat she throw all her good clothes away Now she sick with diabeties and Arthritis. Grunts at the TV now, she a House Hog.

by Ray O' Vacum July 8, 2012

puff house

An endearing term for a female athletic cup.

"Suzie Q. sure does smell bad today; I think it's about time for her to wash her puff house."

by Trippahz November 7, 2014

Monster House

A massive beast! Just like in the movie, swallowing men whole out of anger and pure fat rage! You can also scream for this form of fat person; " The white whale has surfaced!"

Watch out for Monster House! She'll gobble you up!

by Cosmo_K February 4, 2010

Friend of the House

A person who has undergone some sort of initiation process and passed a challenge to become accepted into an urban sharehouse, each test being unique to the particular household.

Torched! You haven't worn the rainbow pants so you're not a Friend of the House!

by Geyla August 7, 2009

buiding a house

Derrived from laying a brick were one takes a crap however it is where someone goes for an exceptionaly long trip to the toilet. those about to "build a house" may be spotted entering the toilet with some form of reading materal.

(conversation on msn)
mike: brb mate, gotta lay a brick

(45 minutes latter)

mike: back

paul: holy hell that wasnt laying a brick - u just "built a house"!

buiding a house

by justthouhtyouwouldwanttoknow August 15, 2009

Breath house

A Guy with smelly breath, much like sewerage, with a hot sister

Guy 1: Gees that guys breath stinks of raw meat!
Guy 2: I know, Williams breath has always stunk for as long as I've known him
Guy 3: But his sister is fit though
Guy 1: Classic example of a Breath house!

by Phil Mi Groin June 19, 2018

scouse house

scouse house

the best type of dance u will hear. so much better than this shitty tall paul crap.

by Mark Thomas September 13, 2003