Hairy sock

When a woman has a tight hairy vagina that hugs your dick like a sock

I was fucking this chick and she was so tight that her pussy hugged my dick like a hairy sock

by 333bam July 23, 2024

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was good until it wasn't.

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020

Big white hairy balls

the thing under my willy

wow, you have amazing big white hairy balls. I would love to suck them

by TheCreatorOfBigWhiteHairyBalls June 12, 2023

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Hairy

The term that is used to describe your ass crack.

"My ass crack is very hairy"

by anonymous July 17, 2023

Sticky hairy

When one ejaculates with such intensity that it knocks them out leaving them covered in cum, and when awake they find themselves in a sticky, hairy situation, and glued by their pubes to the bed sheets. More common in the UK where they still are achieving new records for country with most pubes collectively in the world.

"oy mate! I thank it was aroond last neght that I was getting off ta yong betty, and I jizzed meself ta sleep ya, but when Ih woke up ya see, moy sticky had glued me to my sheets yeah it done it! I had meself a sticky hairy one I did"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 27, 2025

hairy scary

a fat hairy penis

“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day”

by wot do u mean December 14, 2017