Gravy Crater

The pool of semen that accumulates in one's navel following a vigorous round of masturbation. Conversely, the pool of semen that accumulates in one's partner's navel following either pulling-out during intercourse or practicing the 'on me not in me' method of safer sex/frottage/pregnancy prevention.

As they lay next to each other, spent from their lustful exertion, Bill began to dip his fingers in Mike's gravy crater, delivering their salty sweetness to his tongue. "Damn, I'm a good cook", he said with a wicked smile.

by SonoranBear April 4, 2012

Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.

At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.

by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011

Gravy Pocket

Noun:

A small amount of a foreign substance (usually from a previous sexual encounter) found located within a crevice of a plump individual (or BBW in some regions)

Whilst going down on big ol’ Barbara, I hoisted one of her flaps and found a gravy pocket.

by Tonemtz November 19, 2018

gravy floater

jacks shit account

jacks account is such a gravy floater

by ORRREEEEEEE July 9, 2017

Zero gravi-d

Adjective/Noun/Verb
The act of taking too much viagra therefore causing a prolonged erection

Doctor: "and what was your last oral intake Jimmie?"
Jimmie: "well I took some viagra."
Doctor: "it seems to be that your diagnosis is a case of zero gravi-d"

by Lobot13 July 22, 2017

Gravy burns

When one is suffering from relentless shits.

I'm suffering a terrible case of the Gravy Burns

by Bumbeezled November 2, 2018

Gravy Grind

When your work is so awesome that it doesn't even seem like work.

This weekend we had such a fun time working at the Resort. It was a Gravy Grind.

by GravyGrind March 13, 2019