God

What religious people believe, not an atheist

A word that should reach 1,000 definitions

Skit 1:
person 1: Did you believe in God?
person 2: No
person 1: Then you are an atheist

Skit 2:
person 1: did you know the word "God" has over 900 definitions in Urbandictionary?
person 2: Oh wow, I did not realize that!
person 1: LET'S MAKE IT INTO 1,000 DEFINITIONS, WE CAN DO IT GUYS!

by epic!pewds! May 25, 2020

God

Something that doesn’t exist

God doesn’t exist.

by LuckySandvich September 4, 2018

God

A fictional character made for a fan fiction about a man named Adam and how the author was jealous of Eve. But people took that shit seriously.

God is a fictional character made by a 13 year old girl attempting to write a famous chick flick

by B1gDaddy69 December 4, 2019

god

not real

perosn 1: god don’t exist bbg

by ryleeeeb February 29, 2020

god

Did you mean : Shrek

Shrek is god

by Shrek_Is_God February 4, 2020

God

A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.

Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!

by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016

God

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019