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Freezing ass German

A freezing ass German can be defined as a Nazi, who heads for Moscow, but gets fucked by the weather. This slang was used most in WW2.
“Bro look at that freezing ass German in the distance! They’ll never reach Moscow!”
by Le foggy fag May 15, 2021
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German Dinner

When you take a shit and eat it. Toilet paper is the appetizer.
Person one: Mom forgot to bring home food... so I had to have the German Dinner.
Person two: That’s disgusting.
by _ham=booger January 10, 2020
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the german hold

a pressure point exploited by the germans while transporting prisioners in ww2. The german hold is exicuted by simultaniously pulling someone's ear with the thumb and forefinger while simultanoiusly driving another digit into the space were someones ear and jaw meet. It is known for causing extream pain in those who incorrectly try to excape, forcing them to move with the person exicuting the hold.
The german hold hurts like hell. I used it on my brother once to get him out of my room.
This movie was used to force many people into their "quarters" during ww2
by rtb567 February 17, 2008
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German fire drill

Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.
Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude”
by megacheese69 May 4, 2018
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German

The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.

Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.

Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.
If I could describe him in one word, it would be German.
by Queburst November 6, 2022
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German rubber duckie

when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.
bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.
by funky gunky March 29, 2022
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