The theory and thought experiment that you never know if your Bitch is cheating on you or not until you read her conversation history on her phone
Boyfriend: I hope my Bitch Jennifer isn't whoring on some other dudes
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you
*Looks at her conversation history*
Boyfriend: Well Fuck she really is a whore damn I really thought she was mine
Friend: Shit man that's Schrödinger's Girlfriend for you
by FURYqwerty January 13, 2021
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Mark: My girlfriend just cheated on me.
Dave: That sucks. With who?
Mark: With my cousin.
Dave: Why? She hates your cousin!
Mark: She was pushing for that new job downtown in the corner office for me.
Dave: What's the problem then?
Mark: She's interested in the man my boss will be.
Dave: She's a real Girlfrienemy isn't she Mark?
Mark: My girlfriend just cheated on me.
Dave: That sucks. With who?
Mark: With my cousin.
Dave: Why? She hates your cousin!
Mark: She was pushing for that new job downtown in the corner office for me.
Dave: What's the problem then?
Mark: She's interested in the man my boss will be.
Dave: She's a real Girlfrienemy isn't she Mark?
by InfoKid December 6, 2012
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n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)
my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.
by anonymous (but the email is real) January 20, 2004
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Dude, you're dating Lindsay but I saw you face-sucking with Britney.
It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!
If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!
It's cool -- Brit's my girlfriend-in-law -- that gives me special privileges!
If you can convince Lilo of that, you are my new god!
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