Franching

An ejaculatory discharge within the oral cavity of a female or male, when after initiated, progesses into a french kiss with said recipiant.

Your mom and I were FRANCHING all night.

In the heat of the moment give that bitch a FRANCH and she wont know what hit her.

by Heppy Miller April 22, 2008

Franchezco

One who is frequently striken with a "sudden" case of last minute cancellation, prolonging any and all arrangements that one has prepared in advanced; otherwise known as a lagger.
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Sounds like a Franchezco making things up.

by Bergaclitio April 28, 2010

French Toilet

Making out while using the toilet.

Drunk girl-"I really have to pee. Can you take me to the bathroom?"
Guy-"Sure thing, babe."
*takes her to bathroom, gets her on the toilet, starts giving her a French Toilet.*

by Tamantha2345 October 9, 2010

French Brake

Car horn. Often utilized by Europeans in lieu of the actual brake.

I had the right-of-way, but the jackass used his french brake, cut me off, and nearly plowed right into me.

by sanshokubento April 22, 2011

French Lumberjack

A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.

If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

by Pop Tart Cat Puke July 22, 2012

french lisp

An oral sex maneuver that requires the giver to spread their tongue as large as possible by pressing it against the lower lip and teeth, thereby increasing the surface area of the tongue to provide maximum genital coverage.

I went in to give her the french lisp, and that pussy was so tight I licked her leg to leg!

by Poonberry Associates October 4, 2013

French Shuffle

The French Shuffle is an online music platform that showcases the best in french touch, disco, and electro, delivering music news, free MP3s, reviews, and more.

Dude, did you hear Chromeo's new album on the French Shuffle? It was awesome!

by Xavier de Rosnay January 3, 2015