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Football

Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)

It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi
Guy 1: hey wanna play football?
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: 🏈

Guy2: THIS ISNT FOOTBALL LAD THIS IS ⚽️ B!TCH
by alexdevries January 5, 2022
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football

a sports that has two meanings to it so you dont know which one it is
person1: wanna play football
person2:like football?
person1:no, football
by StupidDodo October 17, 2020
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Football

This long, brown, round, nice, ball.
by daddyhacker2019 September 22, 2023
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The goat in football and basketball

The goat in basketball and football are märt and aleks from the hood of Tapa
Hwo is the goat in football and basketball?
Answer: Aleks and Märt are.
by Mlgmlgmlg December 13, 2022
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School Football

Where you do some absolute crunching tackles on the pitch at school, And halfway line shots, sucks being that kit in goal, One time I got tackled in the head and it was a fucking penalty to the other team and they sent it 60 feet over the bar, Brazilians
Are you ready to kill billy in School Football today?
by Lochstar! June 14, 2023
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snow football

vigorously masturbating, usually used in the context where you hurt yourself in the process.
dave tore his acl while playing some "snow football"
by dankipzzzzzzzzzzzz February 22, 2011
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Ro-Football

Ro football is Roblox Football simple, plain.
"Want to Play some Ro-Football?
by liampricei December 6, 2022
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