Ignore it and Floor it

When the haters tell you to slow down, just keep drinking

Donut Dowling was being told he was getting too drunk. So he thought to himself, "Ignore it and floor it," He later shit his pants and barfed in a sink.

by GrandyPants September 28, 2022

To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

Floor almonds

Cockroaches

Damn, when I walk through this abandoned house, I could swear it's covered in floor almonds!

by Trixie1981 June 24, 2018

Floor Scooter

FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.

Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.

Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries

by Smackschacksmocksnack November 14, 2024

Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

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Lance A BroomStick From Any Floor That Will Go Through Bars And Land On Another Floor

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025