fake bitch

some one who act nice in your face but turns around and talk about you to other

"Yo, jonterria is a real fake bitch,talking bout me to kalia."

by Nikalai Jones March 23, 2017

fake-up

When two people who weren't really going out, break up.
A fake break up.

Also, when two people in an on-again, off-again relationship break up, but you know they will just get back together.

I just heard you just broke up with Brenda. That'd be sad if you were actually going out. Dude, you had a fake-up.
or
I don't want to hear about another fake up with Brenda. You know you'll just get back together, even though she's a secret lesbian.

by aqua dad March 8, 2012

fake stonemad

someone who thinks their mad and brags about crazy stuff they've done or going to do.

i,m going to rip this poster off the wall and half an hour later after ripping off the poster they stick it back up

by skip February 19, 2004

fake grooming

This what a cat does during the act of hunting to make its prey think it is no longer interested. The cat stops, looks away, and starts to lick its paw as if nothing ever happened.

As the cat began to sneak up on the bird, the cat stopped when it noticed that the bird saw it coming. The cat began fake grooming so as to appear disinterested in the bird. It works every time.

by lkaw January 12, 2007

Fake Up

When a couple breaks up but only for a couple hours.

Chris- Dude Ben and Molly just broke up.
Drew- Oh shit, he must be pissed.
(Hours Later)
Drew- False alarm, just a Fake Up, they're back together.

by DMac27 March 6, 2011

Fake Nap

Where you go to take a nap, don't actually fall asleep, but still feel recharged afterward.

Man, I feel much better after taking that fake nap. Now I feel better about going to work later.

by SushiMonster555 November 21, 2010

fake j's

a faggot that wears fake jordan shoes

hahahahahah look at that faggot over there, hes wearing fake j's.

by bigpenis420 June 6, 2011