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alpha fairy wolf

yoselin. yoselin. yes ....you yoselin. especially you. you're the most alpha-est person out there but also very graceful like a powerful yet elegant fairy. yoselin. you ARE the ONLY alpha fairy wolf out there.
"mirror mirror on the wall who is the most alpha fairy wolf out of them all?"
"you are YOSELIN."
by lvna July 1, 2024
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Reverse tooth fairy

Where you put a finger in your pussy and a dildo in his ass while you hide under a pillow
Her tooth fell out last night but she did a reverse tooth fairy
by Chupacabra69dude December 4, 2024
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Fairy-dusting

The act of one person doing a butt naked hand stand while another person blows a plug of cocaine in to the asshole of the naked hand-standee.
Lets check the Quality by doing a good fairy-dusting!
by QCHR May 12, 2022
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Pipe fairy

I used to flip pipe fairys down the block.
by Heheharaha June 2, 2023
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fairy crabs

When you look like a pixie but smell like a butthole who has crabs.
Man look at that blonde chick she look good.

Naw bro fairy crabs...

(Kanye shrug)
by Meangean June 5, 2014
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fairy cottage broheim

An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.
"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"
by Justamazedtheygetaway April 19, 2023
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Fairy World

Mr Crocker: I have made it to the legendary l, FAIRY WORLD!!!
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