funkis

can be used to take the place of a cuss word in a sentence when in the presence of a teacher;

can also be yelled out in chineese resturants and for some reason, it offends them

Mr. Decosimo, i have to go funkis.

by wenus burger December 4, 2007

Funky's Law

The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.

We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009

Funkafire

noun: A dude with Class. Someone who just knows what to say.
2) A speech
3) Someone who funkafies

1) That dude was a 100% funkafire
2)That speech was so persuasive it was a funkafire
3) He funkafied me so much

by DaDapster March 21, 2010

funky spunky monkey

the funky spunky monkey is the act where a big bold black jazz artist slams his girl in a funky calm way and then ejaculates inside her vagina

girl : did you just funky spunky monkey?

guy: yeee gal, right in yo puss ( he says in a jazzy sound )

girl : omg you're so thoughtful

by jakesweg May 21, 2016

Funked

The hidden art of smoking weed whilst being swaggy.

Camron: What will you be doing after school Philip?
Philip: I will probably get funked.

Camron: Did you hear about Philip? I heard he got really funked yesterday.

by PhillDill May 19, 2021

Funky Friday

It rhymes but it was used in the last 80s and 90s. It's so popular that even Roblox has that name.

• some guy sleeping over there •: Today is a funky friday. songs are epik

•some other guy•: You play Roblox?!?!?!?!?!?!

- Some guy sleeping over there, 2022

by The D*** God March 25, 2022

Funkshway

A person's natural rhythm or an instinctive beat for any given action

Dude.... your fuckin up my funkshway

by Abro90210 December 30, 2011