barber eye

Barber eye is when you are cutting hair, specifically shorter ones, and you see every little detail possible in the haircut.

Before i went to barbering school I didn't have that barber eye to see the details.

by Ybieca January 20, 2021

Pork Eye

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023

Pizza Eye

A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.

Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.

by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018

Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013

eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.

"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else

by awsumatid January 25, 2017

The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.

In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.

by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015

Wet Eye

When someone is upset or overreacts to a joke/roast about them.

Jacob: “Did you roast Adam about how bad his team played on the weekend”
Theo: “Yeh I did, and he got Wet Eye!”

by Rekerter October 20, 2018