Evan Lucas

Someone that everyone wants to be, because he is incredibly likable.

Woah he’s so likable, he must be Evan Lucas

by CRUNCHYMAN247 August 24, 2020

Pulling an evan

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.

Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan

by Ridiculously June 18, 2020

Danny evans

A kid who hits puberty early and is also a gay he likes getting his willy in welsh sheeps asses and likes fingering is own bumhole.

raaaaa that Danny Evans kid had a fat scrap with that sheep from wales init cus he even got his will out and started fucking it.

by Eh da ebusser July 3, 2020

Evan

Deformed piece of shit

“Evan you’re so selfish and deformed. Fuck off.”

by AnonymousTaliTali July 4, 2020

evan

a little bitch with a small penis

“ew i don’t like evan”

by lolpoop9 September 2, 2020

Alexander Evans

A really, really short bot. He also isn't funny and he "accidentally" hurts you.

Alexander Evans is a huge bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020

Xander Evans

The tiniest but biggest bot. Avoid him at all costs.

Run for your life, it's Xander Evans!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020