Well we're do I begin, most definitely the most down to earth human being I have ever encountered with multiple personas wich all come out of love even the one slinging dope lurping with L learning to love herself so she can love him 100% the way he deserves . He is a rapchat capper because he knows he really can sing like an angel or better than sublime he has a smile that will make you wett your pants and a dick so Bigg you are going to eventually throw up on it I don't care if you have no gagg reflexes or teeth. Funny is a understatement , his humor has swagg that will get any girl to drop their panties and their sisters too ! Even the gay men want him too though he is just gonna finesse them out they cash while he drives in circles and purposely runs out of gas to spend more alone time with his girl. Gambling let's just say he's got it figured out........ He always wins in the end . The depth of this Evan goes deep he will always keep u guessing and he is no dummy he will do you right. Don't fold under pressure and did I mention he beats the pussy like rocky and makes love like every girl dreams to have and never gets cuz he's all mine . The rest remains unseen because its us vs you . Evan I love you. Morality you bring out the best ! You are magically delicious and my lucky charm.. if you get Evan there is none like mine.
by Highon you February 12, 2023
Get the Evanmug. Evan is the most kind, courageous, hard working person you will ever meet he is strong, ambitious and never gives up. He’s beautiful and caring inside and out!
The most soulful person who cares a lot for others , he’s friendly and so funny!
Don’t let a Evan go if you have one 🙂
The most soulful person who cares a lot for others , he’s friendly and so funny!
Don’t let a Evan go if you have one 🙂
Evan is so caring
by WoolfB November 22, 2021
Get the Evanmug. by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021
Get the evan thompsonmug. A handsome, tall, strong, muscular and good looking guy. Sweet as hell when you get to know him and will care for you. He will never let go of you and hearing your words will brighten his day. He has a big dick, packin about 7+ inches.
Girl 1: Do you see that guy over there? Look at how cute he is
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
Girl 2: He is so handsome i know, his girlfriend must be so lucky.
Girl 3: He kind of looks like an Evan, he is very handsome.
by S_istheloml March 30, 2024
Get the Evanmug. To procrastinate or be idiotic
I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?
by Evon zoo June 12, 2022
Get the Pulling an Evanmug. A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
Get the Evan-taxmug. A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.
An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird
by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022
Get the Evanmug.