Earth Day

A day, gay homosexuals celebrate, in a attempt to save our doomed planet

Those gay fucking hippies think earth day is going to make a difference

by Rodneyeeee Munch April 22, 2008

Flat earther

A person who doesn't believe NASA really visited the moon and that we actually live on a geocentric model.

I'm a flat earther, haven't you noticed how there is never any visible curvature even from photos taken miles up, what happened to 8" of curvature every mile? research it before you dismiss it.

by lolplur July 28, 2016

happiest place on earth

A term to used to replace strip club or no no bar to decieve one's wife or girlfriend.

"I will meet you at the happiest place on earth at 10 PM."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

scorched earth

a woman who has razor burn on her downstairs.

That woman had a bad case of scorched earth.

by Justin and Mickey May 1, 2008

Red Ears

A term used against low IQ caucasian/white people who talk with tone of superiority due to delusions of grandeur although they have a high percentage of neanderthal DNA, whereas Africans have none.

"Fucking niggers, y'all look like monkeys"
"Calm down red ears, fucking hilariously derranged neanderthal offspring"
"You wish..."
"Say that when you realize that chimps skin is actually is caucasian-white".

by TheProudSaiyan August 13, 2015

Earth

1. The armpit of the Milky Way galaxy. A rather mediocre but entertaining "uncivilisation" where actual civilisations around the universe come and plant tiny, nanoscopic video cameras in the crevices of buildings so they can laugh their alien asses off at those primitive, unhappy but wacky humans killing and hurting each other for little slips of green paper. The ratings are through the roof in Alpha Centauri, where the box set "America vs. Iraq: The Complete Collection" is a bestseller.

2. Either that or...Hell.

1. Andromedan: Earth sucks my peenie.

2. Guy 1: Go to Hell.
Guy 2: We're already here, asshole.

by Andrew B June 20, 2006

amelia earhart

when u tuck your dick between your legs, making it look like u have a vagina and your dick will never be found just like amelia earhart

Dude: Silence of the lambs was a scary movie
Dude 2: Yea especially that part when the killer pulled an Amelia Earhart

by scruggs1496 October 24, 2005