Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013

Soggy Dumper

Fat, flat, mom ass; most often seen in mom jeans.

"Dude I thought that cougar was hot until she turned around and I saw her soggy dumper."

by BossAssBitch December 20, 2014

Love Dummy

when you keep calling and sending love notes, not knowing she's been fucking somebody else.

'Dude, i'm tellin' ya, it was three weeks before i realized she was too busy fucking the neighbor to answer.. I am the world's biggest love dummy!"

by the roofer March 5, 2016

button dump

A tiny poop.

Give me two minutes, I've gotta go take a button dump.

by 4pillows March 28, 2016

One Dump Chump

A man that can only ejaculate once and cannot recover for another round. This is not to be confused with a one minute man, as it has very little to do with stamina and the longevity of the session.

My husband takes forever to bust a nut but once he does he's a One Dump Chump.

by janessa107 April 30, 2017

Tea Dump

the act of shitting on anothers chin as opposed to putting ones genitals on their chin This is great to do after a large meal at Taco Bell.

Screw the tea bagging, let's just tea dump them.

by Rogue Word Smith May 20, 2017

clunge dump

A woman's period

You getting any Jeff?
Not this week, Ann 's having a clunge dump

by Nested Elevator May 24, 2017