douche laloosh 

a step up from douche bag, kinda like douche bag squared or if you want to get technical the cousin of douche nozzle

when the douche bag steps up his game and transcends the bag its time for the rhyme, by way of the laloosh, or a pitcher on your team is a douche and you want to thrown in the baseball movie reference, douche laloosh is a play on words to nuke laloosh in bull durham

douche laloosh by Johnny Eutaw October 1, 2006

douche brush 

noun

A person of extremely low character; similar to a douche bag, but much more severe. Another defining characteristic is that the douche brush fully knows that he or she is a douche brush and does not care to change.

That douche brush almost ran over that old lady carrying a newborn hemophiliac baby across the street, and then he flipped her off!

douche brush by G-Yo June 25, 2008

douche badge 

Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.

girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."

girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."

douche badge by protien0g March 31, 2009

douche whore 

a woman who typically dates douche bags, also known as a "douche ho"

"Is Isabella still dating that douche bag?"
"Which one? She's a douche whore; she only dates douche bags."

douche whore by yao ming's sidekick August 4, 2009

Douche Cock

A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.

tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."

wears sunglasses on the back of your head

complete tool

Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.

Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.

Douche Cock by Ripper47 May 1, 2010

Douche Popsicle 

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

Douche Popsicle by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010

douche abyss 

when someone is so douchey there is seemingly no end to their douchebag ways.

i thought my ex was a real mother fucker but he's sunk to such lows... total douche abyss

douche abyss by leeloo913 July 15, 2010