some dumb cunt next door

That old lady Next door that everyone hates.

Who was the yelling? Some dumb cunt next door.

by Not Bob The builder. May 31, 2017

scraping at the door

The feeling one gets when a bowel movement is rapidly approaching the exit-- a line adapted from the film Ghost Rider: Sprit of Vengeance where Johnny Blaze (Nicolas Cage) describes his Ghost Rider alter-ego as "scraping at the door."

"Can you hurry up? I need the bathroom, it's scraping at the door!"

by headfangs April 25, 2019

Shut the front door

something you say to not swear or nearly did swear

teacher: (blames peter for not doing his homework)
peter: shut.. (about to swear to teacher but doesn't want to) the front door
teacher: dude shut the hell up

guy in store: yo

peter:shut the front door

by CANYOUREADTHISYESYOUCAN October 10, 2011

Two-door theory

The theory that ignorant people will wait excessive amounts of time to walk through an open door, as opposed to opening another door and saving themselves a great deal of time.

These people clearly never heard of the two-door theory

by Street Urchin April 6, 2004

screen door

An extremely hot female.

"Yo! Check out those screen doors over there!"

Derived from the expression "Banging like a screen door in a hurricane"

by Matt E January 5, 2007

back dooring

When a male/female has sexual relations with a friend's boy/girlfriend.

"I think my friend is back dooring me, I saw his boxers in my girlfriend's covers the other day!"

by DellyWasHere May 24, 2012

Door Whore

One of the many girls who stand in the doorway of such clothing stores such as Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, Hollister and Aeropostale, whose job is nothing more than to stand there and look good and greet you when you come in. Also they may fold an ocassional shit sfter someone is done touching it.

Yo that door whore in hollister was hot as shit.

by Harry Kalas October 30, 2007