decermerized

The state of Decermization; to Decermize; or to make that much more awesome

1. Woah Dude you know how to decermerize

2. Yesterday I decermerized my house, now it's awesome.

by JmanDaBeast April 18, 2012

Deuce-Bag

Someone who is being an especially shitty douche-bag.

Jim: "Holy Shit Dan, do you see what that guy is doing with your girl-friend?"

Dan: "Yea. He's being such a Deuce-Bag."

by A Time Walker September 3, 2013

Deuceity

The fear of defecating in another person's bathroom.

Kyle, afflicted with Deuceity, was deathly afraid of dropping mud in an unfamiliar woman's bathroom.

by bereloom May 6, 2014

Deuce

Refers to a having a small penis

You going to see James? " Why? He's a deuce and he and he has no money.

by Roman Goddess of Love June 12, 2014

deuce patrol

Unauthorized pooping in or on multiple properties, inside or outside, as a prank.

Tommy got wasted and went on deuce patrol over in Winding Waters. He boat ramped the Withertons, then he broke in Smythes and upper deckered the master bath, and still managed to light a flaming bag of shit on old man Rome's front porch before he passed out.

by joshtrel99 October 1, 2014

Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind

That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.

by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015

Deuce

2 ounces of lean/drank (promethaziene w codeine)

I poured up a deuce now everything movin sloowww

by Wallstreet_J March 15, 2017