deep fried dick

the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.

Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.

by Mark John Albert November 25, 2007

deep sea diver

A man or woman who loves to eat the pussy often refering to fish! or stink box is a deap see diver

mike is a big time deep sea diver i could smell his face from a mile away. lay of the fish scuba man

by killa bs November 3, 2006

Deep Pig

During sexual intercourse the male forcibly inserts his penis into his female partner's anal cavity and yells "WHEWWWW". This can only be achieved when the male is at his climax.

Dude I was about to get off so I slipped her the Deep Pig and ejaculated in her anus.

by Chris Chamberlain June 11, 2006

deep south

The place where the black guys are really lazy, and all the white guys are just as lazy, but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy.

Confederate: "Look, a (n-word)! Let's kill 'im!"
Other Confederate: "Why?"
Confederate: "Because he's lazy and we're in the Deep South."
Other Confederate: (Gets off couch and reaches for pitchfork) Yeah!

by AMDG May 21, 2007

mobb deep

Sell outs that used to make good music.

I'm only nineteen but my mind is old
and when the things get for real my warm heart turns cold
another nigga deceased, another story gets told

Mobb deep - Shook Ones Pt II

by trueword July 28, 2008

deep greek

Sexual act involving the insertion of one hand in the anus and one in the vagina.

Gavin's favourite sexual act with prostitutes was deep greek.

by Zach00123 April 4, 2009

Deep Knee Bends

The act of squatting over a fire hydrant repeadily down to a 90 degree angle (or further) until satisfied

"Last time I saw you're mama she was doin deep knee bends over fire hydrants. I was like yeeahhh, get down on that fire hydrant Bitch!!!"

by D. Bloch October 11, 2011