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David Pearce

A British philosopher who promotes the idea that there exists a strong ethical imperative for humans to work towards the abolition of suffering in all sentient beings. His book-length internet manifesto - The Hedonistic Imperative - details how he believes the abolition of suffering can be accomplished through "paradise engineering". A transhumanist and a vegan, Pearce also calls for the elimination of cruelty to animals.
-who is David Pearce?

-oh, that's pretty much the most important person in the history of the observable universe.

-oh, ok.
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David Anez

The creator of Bob and George the Comic Strip, and Freakadave.
David Anez at Age 20: I'm gonna start a sprite comic!
David Anez at Age 25: Why am I still doing a sprite comic?
David Anez at Age 30: Why the HELL am I still doing a sprite comic?
David Anez at Age 45: *with white hair and gone crazy* Sprites! Everywhere! Sprites!
by Physics Geek July 25, 2009
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David walkering

When you pull a David Walker and get lonely and fuck a Chihuahua
David Walker a local guy got so lonely that the he decided to fuck a Chihuahua/any dog thus he is David Walkering
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David Mazzeltov

David Hasselhoff's jewish ancestor.
by Bill Gate$ April 11, 2009
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David Bowie

Most loved rockstar of the 70s/80's. He was the cameleon of Rock n' Roll and overal a smoll bean.
David Bowie is an amazing artist and loved from around the globe.
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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
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David Justice

An African-American Major League Baseball player of note. An All-Star in both American and National Leagues, Justice established a new standard of playoff success in a remarkable 14-year career. He won World Series championships with the 1995 Atlanta Braves and 2000 New York Yankees before retiring in 2002.

He has also worked as a commentator for ESPN and the YES Network (New York). He currently resides in Poway, California and is known locally for his frequent, generous participation in Charity-Celebrity golf tournaments.

Perhaps best know, however, for his much publicized three-year marriage to Academy Award-winning actress Halle Berry, and their equally publicized 1996 divorce.
Here's a drive, deep to right, Ramirez turns, to the track, SHE'S GONE!
-Bob Costas, on David Justice's game-winning homerun in Game 6 of the 1995 World Series

A tall and lean left-handed power hitter, Garrett Anderson's productive swing has often been compared to former Braves star David Justice.
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