spanish cowboy

When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.

Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!

by IDefinenow June 7, 2017

Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.

Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.

by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017

cowboy rocket

A Hip Or Up To Date Old Person

John Joe Is A Cowboy Rocket Thinks He Knows How To Use A IPhone

by Little raccon June 11, 2017

cowboy reach around

When you think he's going to grab his saddle but he grabs your balls instead

I though we'were going to take the the horses out and Gary went for a cowboy reach around

by Kleptokleptic June 20, 2017

The cowboy

“When one is in the club dancing as if they are on a horse, swinging a lasso and they spot an attractive female. One is to “lasso” such female and reel her in. As she approaches, one is to grab her and body slam her to the ground and “hogtie” her. As she will be unconscious, one is to throw her over one’s shoulder, mount their horse and ride their way into the bathroom.”

“Alex: I saw you in the club cowboying it up last night!
Ben: Gotta do the cowboy right, you know?”

“Sharkey: Are you okay, man?
Prak: Naw, someone did the cowboy to me a little too hard last night”

by Bid dick michale November 29, 2017

cunt cowboy

When a person likes to lasso the tampon string with their finger before pulling it out

Girl: I can’t, I’m on my period...
Boy: Don’t worry, I’m a cunt cowboy

by Tootsie Tits February 26, 2018

Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".

"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"

by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018