cold front

The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne

“Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”

“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”

by ayebiotic November 13, 2017

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Cold Cunted

Man! Did you see that? That grenade just Cold Cunted the shit out of me.

by GauchoMac March 03, 2010

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So cold you would have to be a Bozo to go outside!!!

What kind of fool would go out in this -20 Bozo Cold??

by skelts January 21, 2011

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Having baseless accusations thrown at you but instead of acting cool about it you freak out and whine like a baby.

Man, I stole some shit but then was accused and cold Kavanaughed so it was obvious I did it.

by TheApparentTruth September 30, 2018

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Raping someone with snow/ice/something frozen.

"I will cold rape you."

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A common excuse for motorcyclists after they lowside, when in all actuality the lowside was most likey caused by ham-fisted throttle control.

I pulled out of my driveway and next thing I know I'm sliding across the pavement. Damn cold tires.

by RobGoBlue January 17, 2007

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Something so cold that it can burn you with how hot it is.

by InkwellB June 25, 2019

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