cold juice

when an action is messed up or uncalled for.

Jordan: Yo, Dave is sleep. You wanna fuck with him?

Malcolm: Nahh son thats just cold juice...

by ultimatestackthrower999 August 15, 2011

Asshole Cold

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

by Steveo131 November 27, 2013

cold tires

A common excuse for motorcyclists after they lowside, when in all actuality the lowside was most likey caused by ham-fisted throttle control.

I pulled out of my driveway and next thing I know I'm sliding across the pavement. Damn cold tires.

by RobGoBlue December 10, 2008

Cold Cow

A girl that stops talking to you for no reason.

A 2am girl that finds out you are only talking to her for one reason and stops talking to you.

When you pick up the piece and profit off someone cold cow is (cold cow yummy)

The other day this chick stopped dating my friend Bill (Cold Cow) now she dating me (Cold Cow yummy)

by Dr. dating advice May 19, 2010

Cold Carol

a sexual fetish that involves massaging cubes of frozen urine into the skin.

That party was so crazy, they had one fridge for booze and a whole separate mini freezer for those that like to enjoy a Cold Carol.

by Propertymanagementfuckery January 19, 2018

cold front

The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne

“Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”

“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”

by ayebiotic November 12, 2017

cold shoulder

An effective and common technique guys use to break out of a friend zone. This is effective especially when the guy made a screw-up when asking for a date.

This is utilized in order to hopefully force a girl to wipe a clean slate off a guy who is just not good enough for her as a way to erase a screw-up. Much later, the girl will start to miss him and will hopefully reconsider.

Cold shoulder: the gold standard for getting out of the bane of your relationship.

by CryThunder March 12, 2018