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Hoax Coke

The act of ordering or asking for (politely/not politely) a diet soda, when received, the soda being normal.
Cashier: What may I get you to drink with that?

Customer: A diet Coke please.

(2 minutes later with full order)

Customer: Aww man! He gave me a Hoax Coke. I am very uncomfortable.
by Christian Pollak March 1, 2009
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Bear and Coke

Southend-on-sea's, world famous double act! Well known for their antics and even have a drink named after them in local establishments!
Woman: "WOW, did you see those two"?
Bartender: "Yeah that's Bear and Coke"!
Woman: "Like the drink"?
Bartender: "The drinks named after them".
Woman: "Give me a pitcher then."
by Mr.Swishy October 20, 2009
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Spilling the coke

When your girlfriend bleeds all over the floor after sexual activity, on or off her period.
Oh man, I was fisting my girlfriend and she spilled the coke all over my carpet. Spilling the coke is fucking gross.
by Geerg September 19, 2010
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cherry coke

Slang for bisexual i.e. attracted to both men and women
she's cherry coke, won't share her girlfriend :(
by Tricky May 24, 2004
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Coke Float

Snorting a line of coke off a floating turd in the toilet.
"Susan ran out of blow and the only way I would give her mine is if she did a coke float".
by CokeFloat Bob November 29, 2010
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cokemuff

Cokemuff is one of those words that you just know the definition. Some people think its a vagina that you snort coke out of. Others think is a muffin with cocaine on it. Yet others just think it's cokemuff.
That was an interesting cokemuff.
by Zach March 24, 2004
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Cokehole

Coke-hole

Noun
1. A distasteful person or thing.
2. Something displeasing.

Adjective
1. Describing a distasteful person or thing.
2. Describing something displeasing.

History:
First used to describe the bad taste left in the mouth by Coca Cola brand cola, when one would put the disgusting soda in their mouth, they would have 'cokehole'. Now used as an insult towards a distasteful person or thing.
Noun
1. "My mother can be such a cokehole!"
2. "The computer is a cokehole! It's being slow."
Adjective
1. "Fecking cokehole mother!"
2. "Cokehole computer!"
by Lord Bugg March 28, 2005
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