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Christopher

Christopher is a funny,smart,and hella fine boy. He’s the type of person to give away anything for his girlfriend or his friends. I think that everyone deserves a Christopher just hurry because they are VERY limited. I always feel like I’m not ever good enough for a Christopher but he is idk PERFECT. Like how did god make such an awesome guy like how just how??christopher is a very special person. I think that yall should love them as much as I do.
Shelbie-“ wow look at Christopher over there
Journee- “ yep
by Shelbizmmcfizm October 1, 2025
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Christopher Columbus Effect

(noun)

1. When a player’s enjoyment of a survival or exploration game is ruined because someone else discovered or built something first. It’s not about competition—it’s about the emotional need to feel like the first to explore it themselves.
“Bro, I wanted to find that cave myself—total Christopher Columbus Effect.”
by TheBigAhh June 8, 2025
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Christoforidis

someone called Christoforidis is a very bald man who is from greece and has many iconic and inspirational quotes he is also a math teacher some quote examples are

FOCUUUUUS
1,4,9
teta
do more plez
do task one plez
you do not know this

his favorite student is usually called joshua

and he says joshua why are you crying when joshua looks a bit confused
he is such a Christoforidis
by iakovos Christoforidis June 16, 2025
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Christopher mills drive special

when you a white man cum in an Asian mans mouth named tai and it comes out of his ears and nose
Yea I gave tai the Christopher mills drive special
by taisleakybutt July 2, 2025
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Christocrite

Christocrite - a bible thumping, MAGA who’s a hypocrite.
Another shooting at a school? Man, I’m sick of these pro-gun Christocrites sending ‘thoughts and prayers.’
by Quimple July 6, 2025
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Christopher blackmon

What you call a gay guy who keeps it in the family
My uncle keeps trying to do the Christopher blackmon and I'm not ok with it
by Big dick ashley October 16, 2025
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