chocolate mile

Slang for anal sex.

Dude, that chick's coming over and I'm gonna stroll the chocolate mile.

by Lizzie the Great February 5, 2009

Chocolate Minimilk

To pull out during anal intercourse only to find your old boy is covered in shit therefore resembling a Chocolate Minimilk.

Zak '' dude how was the anal? ''
Wayne'' Chocolate Minimilk! ''

Zak '' good aren't they? ''
Wayne'' not bad , i prefer strawberry ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011

chocolate pudding

The thing to make when you lose control of your life.

Stu what are you doing?
Making chocolate pudding
Why?
I've lost all control of my life

by Cobble935 July 16, 2020

Chocolate Nut

The act of cumming in a womans ass.

Hey man I fucked her in the ass and made her eat some of the chocolate nut!

by xdubz420 December 11, 2016

The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal

Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate

by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010

Chocolate Steamer

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.

I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.

by DanVleet June 24, 2009

Chocolate Hostage

Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo

"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"

by Northerner April 26, 2004