chocolate mile

Slang for anal sex.

Dude, that chick's coming over and I'm gonna stroll the chocolate mile.

by Lizzie the Great February 5, 2009

chocolate butterfly

THE RESULT OF THE ACT OF USING ONES BUTT-CHEEKS AS AN ARTISTIC APPARATUS IN ORDER TO IMPRINT BUTTERFLIES UPON A SURFACE SUCH AS A WALL OR CANVAS. THE ‘BUTTERFLY’ PATTERN IS ACHIEVED BY SPREADING FECAL MATTER, EVENLY DISTRIBUTED OVER EACH BUTT CHEEK. PRESSING THE BUTT-CHEEKS ONTO THE CANVAS OR WALL CREATES A PATTERN RESEMBLING FLYING BUTTERFLIES, OR ‘CHOCOLATE’ BUTTERFLIES.

I better not find a chocolate butterfly on my wall when I come back from vacation.

by kahlo56 January 28, 2013

The Sleeping Chocolate

The Sleeping Chocolate (with/without an ace on the inside) - when you fill a large sized condom with chocolate soda and slip inside someone else's ass while they're asleep. The ace on the inside would mean you dropped goldfish on the inside for a little surpirse on the removal

Man, Ted was pissed after he woke up with the sleeping chocolate

by the_sleeping_chocolate_man December 3, 2010

Chocolate Steamer

This is an off-set of a Cleveland Steamer. When a person has a fecies phobia, or lacks confidence, they may substitute fecies with a full size chocolate candy bar.

I gave my new girlfriend a chocolate steamer, she's just shy that way.

by DanVleet June 24, 2009

Chocolate Diamonds

An urban term that refers to when any male, Puerto Rican or darker, is "seeding" a woman. Often times this is heard backstage at Ruben Studdard concerts or at the house of any of the Kardashians.

Hey bitch, don't spit that out...thems Chocolate Diamonds!

by The Zunicorn January 7, 2011

Chocolate Hostage

Can be otherwise defined as :-

- Touching Cloth

- Mr. Turtle's head popping out of the
back door

- Really needing a poo poo

"I released my hostage before the deadline. It's now coming out of the top of my jeans".

"I've gotta go, i've got a chocolate hostage"

by Northerner April 26, 2004

Chocolate Minimilk

To pull out during anal intercourse only to find your old boy is covered in shit therefore resembling a Chocolate Minimilk.

Zak '' dude how was the anal? ''
Wayne'' Chocolate Minimilk! ''

Zak '' good aren't they? ''
Wayne'' not bad , i prefer strawberry ''

by FishMonster July 8, 2011