Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.

by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021

cheap lawn chair

Someone who gives up easily when things get tough or something that isn’t sturdy enough.

If they get behind by a couple of scores they’ll fold like a cheap lawn chair.

When the wind picks up, that old canopy’s gonna collapse like a cheap lawn chair.

by Partsdriver July 19, 2022

Chaired Custody

When any Soviet Russians or a poor couple only have one comfortable chair and must take turns not having to stand.

My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.

by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025

Soggy chair

When you piss yourself in your chair and sit there letting it soak into the chair

Cole: “what’s that smell?”
Myles: “oh sorry I just have a soggy chair”

by myleslikesman March 15, 2022

yawn chair

An extremely comfortable chair such that when one sits in it one falls asleep.

Sorry... I didn't mean to dose off there. This chair is just too damn comfortable. I either need to stop drinking so much or you've got yourself a first rate yawn chair.

by originofscience July 10, 2011

Chair

A device, in which if flipped over, can seat four people.

“Hey, let’s go sit on the chair!”
“There’s only one. And four of us.”
“Not if you flip it over...”

by dadongus752007 May 9, 2021

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025