Canada's History

When two individuals have intercourse involving one person shoving an open bottle of maple syrup into the others rectum and, similar to giving a creampie, shooting it deep into the small intestine.

The hole is then penetrated by either a man's member or the blade of a hockey stick, preferably made of the antlers of a moose

Man 1: Your girlfriend is such a dirty whore!
Man 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa, why the hell would you say that?
Man 1: She went to a party and let five guys give her Canada's History.
Man 2: Well, it's not the first time... Guess I could still try though, right?

by pseudonym462 February 12, 2010

Canada

America's Hat.

Person A: "I'm going up to Canada tomorrow"
Person B: "Canada is America's hat."
Person A: "Oh?"

by ohhaiimmiky May 15, 2011

Canada

Someone who is easily forgettable and when someone does take notice of Canada he is often mistaken for the cheeseburger loving arrogant America.

Whats a Canada?

by DTBx Dark Reaper September 28, 2012

Canada's History

The most horrible sex act known to man. Has to do with moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's history.

by blagersnaps. February 4, 2010

Canada

The plywood tree fort in a backyard where a really great pool party is taking place.

"Want to go up to Canada?"
"Nah."

by Mercy Mercy Mild November 1, 2008

Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that it can't be deprived on TV. Let's just say it involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

Dan performed Canada's History on Cindy last night...wow.

by Interfade February 4, 2010

canada's history

a depraved sex act performed with moose antlers, maple syrup and the stanley cup

mary was so good at performing canada's history that the red wings don't really try anymore.

by badandy2021 February 4, 2010