cold tires

A common excuse for motorcyclists after they lowside, when in all actuality the lowside was most likey caused by ham-fisted throttle control.

I pulled out of my driveway and next thing I know I'm sliding across the pavement. Damn cold tires.

by RobGoBlue December 10, 2008

fool's cold

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

by logostak November 5, 2007

Asshole Cold

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

by Steveo131 November 27, 2013

The Cold Finger

When a guy puts cone shaped ice cubes over his fingers, and then uses them to finger his girl till the ice melts and then making her lick his fingers clean afterwards.

Had such a blast the weekend, gave Michelle the Cold Finger, and she loved it.

by ZeRoTHScar February 2, 2015

Cold Kavanaugh

Having baseless accusations thrown at you but instead of acting cool about it you freak out and whine like a baby.

Man, I stole some shit but then was accused and cold Kavanaughed so it was obvious I did it.

by TheApparentTruth September 29, 2018

Cold Fire

Something so cold that it can burn you with how hot it is.

That 'fit is cold fire, bro.

by InkwellB June 24, 2019

cold front

The smell of someone sadly attempting to cover up a fart by spraying lots of perfume/ cologne

“Ugh it smells like a cold front in here”

“Who would cold front in a bathroom?”

by ayebiotic November 12, 2017