poon candy

Food used during sex that resembles a dick, such as a banana.
Guy 1: I just fucked my girlfriend with a banana!
Guy 2: That my friend would be poon candy.
by cracker08 January 22, 2010
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BAM, candy!

Something said emphatically after correctly answering a question, with the expectation of candy as a reward.
America's name was derived from the Italian explorer Amerigo Vespucci, BAM, candy!
by jippdogg May 11, 2010
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Candy Crushing

Doing Molly, Acid, and Shrooms at the same time.
Dude I was Candy Crushing last night
by Tinkmaster July 21, 2015
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College Candy

Adderall or any other mental stimulant acquired through a psychiatrist that jacks you up for the purpose of studying or binge drinking.
She takes college candy? That's why she was able to drink so much!
by Joe Smith Jr. III part 7 October 25, 2010
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The Candy Machine

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out
Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down
by rangle frangle September 13, 2009
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sandy candy

When your getting a blow job at the beach and tank your penis out of the mouth, dip it in the sand, and put it back into the mouth. Similar to a baby bottle pop.
by Miebe January 10, 2018
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candy cunt

1) A pussy that looks so good and tastes so good, you could definites have it all day long.

2) A pussy that feels so good, it gives you the shivers when you hit it or lick it.
3) A hoe that is so sweet, you have to take advantage of her.
4) A hoe that gives it to you so good, you feel sugary inside and out. You tend to lose control and feel
like you are levitating, and all you can sense is that that cunt feels or tastes so good.
5) Sex that feels so good, you get excited when you get to do it all over again. It makes you feel like a kid in a candy shop.
1) Last night when I was with Anna, I found out she has a candy cunt.
2) Last night, I walked in on Tina and I saw that pussy. She definitely has a candy cunt.
3) Angela is a candy cunt. I want to hit it in the worst way!
4) I was in Jessica last night. Man, you should definitely hit that candy cunt!
5) Last night, I was at the club and hit the jackpot. I hit the candy cunt jackpot for real!
by Thotcrates September 25, 2016
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