peeing out of my butt

Extremely loose stool consisting mostly of brown liquid rather than solid turds. Severe diarhea, the runs, the squirts.

The day after a delicious basket of spicy hot wings from Bdubs I was wishing I had a cold river to shit in. I had the shits so bad I felt like I was peeing out of my butt.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

butt grease

This is just simple to define. It is the slick smelly substance created from farts, sweat, poop, and anal seepage. It stays tucked in between the butt cheeks in everyones crack. It can vary in amounts, and consistency; depending on how often one takes a bath or farts. The uses for this product are many, one is to help lube the large cracks of fat people as they walk. Another one would be to load a finger with the substance to annoy someone with a stinky finger or for self defense. Also see butt grease with snow flakes, dingle berries.

I smeared butt grease on my nephews nose to stop him from farting in peoples faces.

by zeusking007 November 2, 2007

Ring Butt

The undesirable outcome from sitting on a toilet for to long.

I was reading a good article while sitting on the toilet, now I have Ring Butt.

by Rob W. March 21, 2005

butt crusty

crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot

i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.

by Allen T. McIntosh III April 26, 2003

Butt Raisins

Fine clusters of excrement that have solidified on the ends of pubic hairs in the rectal region.

Also double as excellent munitions.

Andrè plucked a butt raisin from the crusty rim of his anus, flicking it nonchalantly at the other people on the bus.

by Professor Rape PhD July 28, 2003

butt cowboy

A derogatory term for a homosexual, made famous by Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.

Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.

Nice Guy Eddie: Of course not, you'd keep me for yourself, you sick bastard. Four years of fuckin' punks up the ass you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see one.

by FlickO April 25, 2009

Mongolian Butt Muncher

While having sex with a girl, you stick a burrito in her bum and then eat it.

Dude, you should totes try a Mongolian Butt Muncher

by holysweetgoddamn! January 16, 2011