brandon moment

when someone is in the perfect situation and the opportunity of the best possible thing pops up and you still fuck it up.

“you lost your scholarship? you pulled a brandon moment.”

by eatdapussy999 April 16, 2021

Brandon Belt

The best giants hitter this season.

Timmy: The captain Brandon Belt hits another damn home run
Jimmy: Fuck yeah go giants

by ReedyThunder609 September 25, 2021

Brandon time

An annoyingly slow concept of time.

“Damn, he be running on Brandon time tho”

by B1ngb0ng November 28, 2020

brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

Brandon Wilbur

Brandon likes dogs, and sports, and cats, and mascots, and he also has crippling anxiety and he can't sleep.

Brandon Wilbur be lookin like a snack.

by TAYLORFFFFF January 21, 2021

Brandon Wooters

A quiet, off centered dude, with notes of depression and anxiety that worries to much and has a tendency to like things he can't have.

Why are you worrying about the littlest things. you must be Brandon Wooters

by Brandon84 December 14, 2010

Brandon Queue

When you queue with Brandon Jackson

Let’s get that Brandon Queue going, I need to make it back to Silver 3

by BrandonJackson August 12, 2022